if self harm is
why don’t you know
the reason the girl
who sits behind you
wears sweaters every day
and if eating disorders are
why don’t you know
the girl who stares at you on the bus
hasn’t eaten in a week
and if suicide is
why don’t you know the reason
the boy who used to
eat lunch at your table
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Two possibilities exist: Either Doctor Who will be cancelled before my death or it won’t. Both are equally terrifying.
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
And purple hair and noserings and stretched ears and tattoos having wheelchair races in the nursing home sword fighting with our canes as rap plays on the golden oldies stations.
the realization of their last names spelling TEAM is still blowing my mind i can’t comprehend things right now like….f*ck
if me dying doesnt involve at least 2 explosions and a ferrari im going to be outraged
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
A romantic comedy where a girl meets a guy and really likes him, then later on meets a girl she also likes and she is tearing herself up trying to choose between the two, only to find out in the end that they were the same, genderfluid, person
I WANT THIS SO BAD
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”